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Wednesday, March 17
Discipline... and how I am screwing up

Priya has this post about rules, who makes them, and how they affect us as humans. After reading this, I can make some sense of the general chaos I have found my life to be in lately.

My day (typically, with some variations) looks something like this:

Wake up at 7.30 when the maid rings the bell, drink a glass of warm water with honey and lemon juice followed by a small pot of leaf tea; read the papers while she finishes work at around 8.15; get ready for office and drive out by 9; reach office, check mail and start on the countless cups of generally syrupy tea; have a series of meetings, some in my office, some outside; eat whatever I can get between 1.30 and 3; chat some with colleagues close to me; have a round of fried stuff (pakoda, chat-papri or some such) at 4.30; finish some more work by 7.30 or so; go out for a drink with colleagues (at least once a week, generally twice) or friends (again, at least once a week, generally twice!); reach home by 10, watch Friends on Zee English, have some MTR packed food if I feel like, sleep by midnight.

Is it any surprise that I feel so screwed up?

Ever since my sister left, I have been living alone and this has taken a toll on my self-discipline. I reckon somewhere inside me I do not feel accountable to anyone, not even to myself. I have become ever more rash than I was before and have changed in many ways like:

1. I am not reading much. In fact I have not begun a book in the last 4 weeks.

2. I am not listening to good music. Barring last saturday, I have not been to a concert in the last 5 weeks.

3. I am not exercising at all.

4. I have become even lazier than I always was... which is saying a lot!

5. I have not kept in touch with my dear friends, except for an occasional drink.

6. I am being so harsh on my body, keeping it starved till lunch and feeding it all junk thereafter.

I need to change.

Posted at 3/17/2004 6:05:05 pm by Ranjan
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Monday, March 15
Phew!

There are so many great blogs out there and I had been missing on them for so long!

Over the weekend I must have read over 100 superb blogs through links on those I usually frequent and it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

Do check out some of the ones I have linked... you will like them.

p.s. the DBM was a small cozy affair with a lot of confirmed bloggers not turning up. But it was worth the effort.

Posted at 3/15/2004 3:02:34 pm by Ranjan
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Thursday, March 11
Another Blog Meet in Delhi

I have had my reservations about bloggers meeting in person even before I ever attended one such meet. But then I was convinced into it and liked the experience.

Now there is the next edition scheduled for the coming sunday. Am I looking forward to it?

Yes, I am, because I have actually managed to meet some great individuals and have been able to keep in tocuh with many of them. The ones I have come to know are talented and generous people who I like talking to. Maybe I will get to catch up with those I missed on knowing last time, and even get to meet some new faces.

I only wish the fairy had suggested a better venue.

So, if you are a blogger (or nurse desires of being one soon) and happen to be in Delhi on the 14th March, join us. It could be fun.

Posted at 3/11/2004 10:56:49 pm by Ranjan
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Wednesday, March 10
Extreme!!

My extreme tracker always throws up amazing results. {For the uninitiated, this site keeps a tab on the keywords people searched for on google, yahoo or MSN from where they came to your site. If you haven't got it, get it now! I got mine thanks to Nancy.}

A lot of people look for Small Talk or Making Small Talk ! You reckon they know my blog name and have forgotten the url? Some look for Ranjan (and its flattering, unless the Ranjan they are looking for is someone else).

Here is a sample of keywords from the last 3 days that I can't resist posting for your reading pleasure. The comments in italics are, of course, mine!

my fuck with neighbours aunty (now that's one helpful neighbour)


royalty accepting animals as diplomatic gifts (what was that again?)


indian blog husband richa sharma (blog husband??)


noida women horny massage parlour (hope he found what he was looking for)


Vajpayee is growing old (who didn't know that?)


Gorgeous woman goes shopping (what???)


What kind of people are visiting my blog?


Posted at 3/10/2004 11:10:19 pm by Ranjan
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Thursday, March 4
Why I will vote for BJP..

Elections are around the corner, the pre-poll heat is already on, alliances will be formed shortly... so what will I do on voting day?

I will make sure I queue up outside my polling booth, get my finger imprinted with indelible ink, go inside and press the button which has the lotus symbol next to it.

Am I from a Jansangh-i family? Am I a manuwadi? Do I support what Narendra Modi overtly or covertly did in Guajarat? The answer to all these questions is a firm NO. But I have my reasons and let me share them with you.

1. Atal Bihari Vajpayee: Age may be against him but here is a man who is a superb cross between a liberal and a conservative. He has age-old wisdom which frames his conviction and yet he has the vision to think ahead. He knows how to pamper to small, niche constituencies while not compromising on issues that really affect the country. Just like Rajiv Gandhi revolutionised the telecom sector with his vision, Vajpayee's dream of the Golden Quadrilateral will change the way we commute and will make the country energy-efficient as well as cost-competitive globally. He is respected the world over for his astuteness and dynamic leadership, qualities you do not generally associate with an old man with wobbly knees.

2. Lal Krishna Advani: A perfect foil and a counterweight to Vajpayee. The man is like a strict school principal who will make the kids stand in the sun for several hours if he feels its good for them. No-nonsense and very sharp, he is unlike any other politician in the country. He will refuse to talk with extremists at their terms, even if it makes him unpopular, if he thinks it will be counter-productive. I would like to see him as Prime Minister after Vajpayee kicks the bucket.

3. Corruption: By far, this has been one of the cleanest governments in recent memory. The biggest 'scandals' have involved a minister asking his ministry to furnish his house or another buying coffins from a vendor who does not have the lowest quote or a party president accepting some five lac rupees from someone who insists - and these are laughable at best. Compare with the US where vice-presidents prod a moron president to send out thousands of young soldiers in pursuit of WMDs primarily to benefit his previous employers. The top players (Vajpayee, Advani, George Fernandes, Yashwant Sinha, Jaswant Singh, Sushma Swaraj etc) are honest and/ or seen to be honest unlike previous governments where the PMs themselves were accused of (and widely believed to have) receiving suitcases from stockbrokers, arms dealers, tantriks etc.

4. Consistency: The government has been consistent except for some minor flip-flops attributed to Vajpayee, which I believe has been pre-meditated in order to convey a message to different individuals or stakeholders without taking an irreversible stand. The government strongly condemned the riots in Gujarat and took prompt action to curb what is undoubtedly the one dark chapter in their tenure. That Modi went on to become CM even after this is a 'weakness' inherent in a democracy.

5. Foreign policy: That they have managed to safeguard India's interests in the face of tremendous support to Pakistani dictatorship for non-India-centric reasons is an accomplishment. By focussing on the economy as a diplomatic tool they diverted attention from the traditional "look-Pakistan-and-China-are-troubling-me" victim mindset on to the Shining India which is a favoured investment destination.

6. No alternative: I would hate to have an Italian-born Rabri Devi as our Prime Minister even if he wears recycled Indira Gandhi sarees and speaks what is supposed to be Hindi out of roman-lettered texts.

7. Secularism: Against all fears that they will indulge in Muslim-bashing and will build the Ram temple bulldozing any opposition, Vajpayee and his government (mind you, the party has an agenda and what they do is their business as long as it does not affect the governance) have proven to be rational and statesman-like. Muslims are as safe in India as before and their voices are heard on all major fora, even though the traditional appeasemsnt which benefitted only the elite has reduced.

I sincerely hope they get a full majority on their own so that the unfinished agendas of divestment, infrastructure-building and Kashmir are sorted out in their next term.

Posted at 3/4/2004 11:10:00 am by Ranjan
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Sunday, February 29
Hark!

I desist from making plugs for any blog because I feel everyone should discover on their own.

But here is one that I can't help referring strongly, partly because it talks about my alma mater and partly because its so easy, lucid and genuine. It will also give all IIM-aspirants a peek into what life there is all about... go check it out.

Posted at 2/29/2004 9:39:28 am by Ranjan
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Friday, February 27
The mutual-ness of co-existence

The fifth-floor apartment I live in is frequented by loads of pigeons. They make noise all day around and if the balcony door is left open, they come in and roam around the flat like it was their own. At night one can hear their soft but distinct muttering (as they woo each other?). Everyday the maid complains about the goo they leave behind.

I was telling this to my friend's father and he started talking about the kind of experiences they had when they moved in to NOIDA about 15 years back. Apparently, there were wild animals of all kinds that would cross the streets as you drove through and appear at doorsteps at night. Some new residents even had rough encounters resulting to injuries of various levels. There were many snake- bites, tetanus infections etc.

Talking to him gave me a new perspective. Is it the pigeons who are intruding on my space or is it the other way around?

Over time, it was the birds who were supposed to fly, and hence occupy the upper levels of space. Mankind was meant to share the ground level with other animals who were equipped with legs to walk on. The crawly creatures (snakes, worms) would lead their lives under the soil.

Maybe the pigeons that live on my balcony still believe what is true for their friends living elsewhere where there are no multi-storied apartments - that this level belongs to them. They must have been bewildered when these concrete monoliths would have sprung up in their play area and maybe they resent it even now.

Every new habitation in recent times has displaced an old ecosystem. Townships like Mayur Vihar, Dwarka, Sarita Vihar, Noida and Gurgaon have been built on what was a wasteland. We have dug up the soil for a strong foundation for our skyscrapers and in the process dislodged the snakes who have no other way than to look for prey over the ground. We have destroyed the jungles that ones housed the cheetahs, langurs, monkeys and wild dogs. Now they have become refugees who will go anywhere - including where we live.

I will tell this to my maid. Hope she understands.

Posted at 2/27/2004 2:46:17 pm by Ranjan
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Monday, February 23
It takes all kinds...

There is a part of me which has serious entrepreneurial dreams, if only it could triumph over the larger and stronger scared part which always takes over. I will have some kind of a small business before I finish, but that's not the subject of this post.

I keep noticing the small details and examples of good/ bad customer experience wherever I go. Here are a few samples:

  • I wanted to buy a diamond for my sister and as always had postponed the purchase till the last day. I remembered at about 7 on the day before her birthday and rushed to Connaught Place. Those who know Delhi know that most shops in CP close by 7 and so I was met by downed shutters at Tanishq, Gili and Asmi outlets. I am walking through the circle and notice this hole-in-the-wall in C-block with a few customers inside and so rush towards it. The guard tells me its closed so I request him to ask the manager who comes out and I beg him to allow me inside so I can buy the jewellery and I promise him I will be out in 10 minutes. He says no sir, we are closed, please come tomorrow. I bought the Rs. 13500 merchandise from another shop next day.
  • At Ebony I bought this fancy tea-set. On its first morning in my butterfingers, I poured hot water into the pot while it rested on the cold marble slab. Predictably, it cracked. I called Ebony with the fullest confidence that they would say tough luck chum. Surprise! They said, we are sorry sir, why don't you return it and we will give you vouchers against it in case you do not like any replacment piece. Since then its Ebony I turn to whenever I want to but something big.
  • I had bought some small gift from Bombay for one of my friends who I had a crush on and I was meeting her at Priya. Since I had not got the gift wrapped when I bought it, I panicked and went from shop to shop asking if they would wrap it for me. No luck at Neoplanet, none at the Archies' Gallery so I hopelessly sauntered into the pharmacy store next to Senso. The very helpful lady said no we do not wrap outside gifts, no not even if you pay for it. But listen, if you buy a small thing here (I thought I saw it coming, so here I am expected to shell out big cash!) we could do it for you, free. So, we go around choosing the small thing... she suggests I buy the chocolates which were just Rs. 15 apiece! I picked two and she went happily inside and came out with the best wrap I have seen in a while.
There must be many more such experiences you may have had, care to share them?

Posted at 2/23/2004 5:59:22 pm by Ranjan
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Thursday, February 19
"What do you think of the fee cut?"

Its funny how even bystanders have started getting involved in the raging IIM controversy.

I was travelling on Valentine Day eve and was quietly standing in the queue to check in. It was a not-too-cold-yet-not-so-warm day so I was wearing a sweatshirt which happened to have an IIM slogan (you know those corny ones that all of us snobs have?). I was lost in the thoughts of work and the prospect of what I would do after landing, when I hear someone say from behind, "So, what do you think of the fee cut?"

After check-in I go to the Welcomgroup coffee shop (only because my Amex Gold card gets me coffee and lots of space, gratis! I am a cheapskate!) and there are these off-duty air-hostesses chattering away. They also notice my branding and one of them leans across and asks, "So, what do you think of the fee cut?"

In the plane I have this middle-aged-bordering-on-old lady with a stern look who, without as much as a how do you do, repeats the question with little variation.

My only response to all these curious citizens: I don't think much about it. I only hope they reduce the fees with retrospective effect and give me back my investment. Also, why is it so much of a national issue? I know of several classmates who came from economically challenged backgrounds but had no problem getting their courses financed and who are doing exceedingly well in their careers thanks to the Central Bank of India.

There is an article on Rediff which presents a contrary view. Do read it when you have the time.

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Are IIMs accountable? If so to whom?

February 17, 2004

These are interesting times and interesting times are challenging times. There is a furore among some sections of the elite about the ministry of human resources development's recent directive to reduce the fee charged from IIM students. Normally one expects lots of enthusiasm for such a step. But in these globalising and reformist times more the fees the merrier [at least for those who are not prospective students.]

Let us look at some issues closely:

1.There is an 80 percent reduction in fees, from Rs 1.5 lakhs per annum to Rs 30,000 by the government order -- it is unfair.

The annual fees [excluding mess charges] have been increased from Rs 3,000 in 1991-1992 to Rs 1.5 lakhs in 2003-2004 which is a CAGR [compounded annual growth rate] of nearly 40 percent. Any economist would be amazed.

In these 12 years nothing has grown at this annual rate -- inflation, student strength, price of books, faculty size or salary and buildings. The first major fees increase in 1992-93 was undertaken by the IIMs to around Rs 8,000 with an understanding that an increase of around 10 to 15 percent or inflation rate [whichever is higher] will be made each year and on that basis the fees today, after these 11 years, would be around Rs 40,000 only.

The market can bear argument is not tenable when the IIMs are in a monopoly situation. Out of every hundred aspirants only one is admitted. By keeping the intake numbers low the IIMs have created scarcity with a dominant monopoly principle.

2. The board of the IIMs is the supreme authority in financial matters.

It is interesting that very recently [one week before] when the government announced [in the vote on account] the merger of 50 percent DA [dearness allowance] with basic pay, it was immediately implemented by the IIMs. This time nobody argued that the IIM board should discuss it and may reject this proposal. When it is convenient, the board's 'autonomy' is forgotten and the IIMs follow the ministry's instructions immediately.

The IIMs [for those not familiar] are not companies. They are societies which are creatures of the central government under the Registrar of Societies Act of the respective states. The memorandum of articles of association of the IIMs has not vested the board with financial decisions, pertaining to fees.

3. Students in higher education should not be given subsidy.

The IIM controversy: Complete Coverage

Fair enough. But from the canteen to electricity [24 hours] to housing to Internet [24 hours] to plumbing to garbage disposal in the IITs/IIMs, everything is very highly subsidized. For instance, the market rent for a three bedroom house with garage plus servant quarters with attached garden and full time security is around Rs 30,000 per month in many cities. But inside the IITs/IIMs people pay only Rs 1,500 to 2,000. How come the subsidy argument fails then? The argument on subsidies is a much larger issue not just applicable to students in institutions of higher learning only.

4. Can the IIMs manage with this reduced fee?

By all means. They can and will earn extra from sponsored research/consulting/executive programmes etc. Since, on these activities there are no 'fees' restrictions.

5. Bank loans are there.

Incidentally, one of the closely guarded secrets in our country is the percentage of NPA [non performing assets] in the loans given to IIT/IIM students. A couple of years ago one of the IIMs published a long list of defaulters [wilful defaulters] year-wise in their alumni magazine. But everybody thought it was an honours list!!

Informed bankers suggest there is less default among cobblers and tailors. The alumnus, having two bytes on television, should repay and encourage others to repay for further loan flow. To overcome this problem educational loans should be recovered like TDS -- the onus on the employer -- with every pass certificate stamped as 'loanee.' The passport should also should bear a 'loanee' stamp [for recovery before travel abroad]. There are issues of collateral particularly for students coming from rural and average income backgrounds.

6. The surplus with all IITs/IIMs is very useful.

It is kept in central and state government securities [the investment norms are -- up to 90 percent should be in government securities]. Some state undertakings are in such a situation that there is a question mark on the interest and principle to be received by the IIMs. It is like our foreign exchange, kept in US treasury bills earning 3 percent. At least, let us hope the US treasury will honour its commitments! Just having a corpus is no fun unless massive construction etc activities are undertaken. Buildings/pensions etc are always funded by the government.

7. Financial surplus implies world class and autonomy.

Neither is automatically true. This is a typical American notion that financial strength implies 'freedom' and 'independent.' Actually throughout Indian history, sages and fakirs who were totally poor were independent and did not worry about opposing the rulers. During the sixties/seventies, IIMs were fully dependent on the government but still had total autonomy. Also to note, that many capitation fees charging street corner colleges are 'rich,' but that does not make them world class. People have chosen/choose to be teachers since it is considered as a passion by them and not as a vocation or career.

8. Cost cannot be covered.

The government did not say anything about research/executive programmes/consultancy/international programmes etc. They are relatively tougher tasks compared to increasing fees for students. IIMs can and do earn from those sources much more. Globally all business schools subsidise post graduate courses from research/consulting and executive programmes.

9. IIMs are self regulating and know how to maintain global quality and hence they should not be questioned.

In the context of global schools, there is something called tenure track [permanent] which may not be got by all the faculty. In IIM/IIT structure after two years everybody is permanent and till retirement nothing can be done to her/him unless s/he indulges in grave sexual/financial etc impropriety. For academic non-performance nobody has been sacked/penalised in the last forty years in our higher learning portals. Hence all comparison with US schools is meaningless.

10. The minister is saffronising IIMs.

Unless it is felt Mr N R Narayana Murthy, Mr S M Dutta [ex-HLL], Mr Yogi Deveshwar [ITC], Mr K V Kamath [ICICI], Mr Ajit Nambiar [BPL], Mr Venu Srinivasan [TVS] etc are all saffron! All these were appointed on various IIM boards by Dr Joshi. Actually some saffronites complain that he has not appointed them to these places!!

11. Dr Joshi's style of functioning is not good.

There may be a point in this. It is complained, that he does not consult with a large body of academicians etc. The same is the case with many political leaders. As a wag commented most of our politicians stand between two mirrors [like in a saloon] and make consultations to conclude that they had consulted infinite number of persons!!

12. Four areas are critical for functional autonomy:

  • Curriculum
  • Recruitment of students
  • Recruitment of faculty
  • Promotion/assessment of faculty

None of this is currently under any threat other than the feelings [like the feelings of Bush on WMD] that 'they may be affected in the future.' More than the mirage of financial autonomy what needs to be stressed and preserved is Functional Autonomy.

IIMs are tax exempt entities under the assumption that they are organizations not for making profits. But recently they are claiming they are making huge surplus. This does not seem to be compatible with the original educational objectives. The bottom line --Are IIMs accountable? If so, to whom?

In a democracy it has to be to Parliament and the ministry and in a sense to society at large since IIMs are public organizations. Unfortunately for an institution like the IIMs the bottom line can never be profit after or before tax.

It is also interesting to note that the corporates who are making lots of noises have not come forward with huge funding to the IIMs like Rockefeller or Fulbright Foundations. There is a school of thought among some of the 'reformers' and 'globalisers' that the IITs and IIMs should be handed over to the private sector and this view is supported by some corporate chieftains and some in the English media.

That would be a sad day for our educational edifice built with so much sagacity and foresight. There are enough corporate sector institutions to worry about top line and bottom line. Let there be some institutions at least, in our country which are solely concerned about pursuit of knowledge and preparation of future citizens based on contemplation and a passion for research and innovation. I rest my case.

Needless to add, all these are my views and are not of the organization to which I belong.

R Vaidyanathan is professor of finance and control at IIM, Bangalore. He obtained his Fellow in Management (Doctorate) from the Indian Institute of Management, Calcutta where he also taught for four years.


Posted at 2/19/2004 11:20:48 am by Ranjan
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Thursday, February 5
To the person I will marry...

I don't know who you are but I know I will find you one day.

Look me in the eye when we meet, and let me look into your soul.

Do not lie to me, and tell me if you don't like my appearance/ BO/ dressing sense.

Give me a direct answer when I go down on my knees and ask you, "Will you marry me?".

Shop for our wedding and put on your best smile for the occasion, its the only one we will have.

Talk about your dreams and fears when we cuddle up during our honeymoon.

Believe me.

Bring over the romance when we come back to our home but ensure you make breakfast.

Do not insist on me talking when I am visibly not in the mood to.

When in doubt, ask me. I will let you know.

Tell me "I have a headache" before and not after. I will understand.

Don't take my answer at face value when you ask me, "Am I looking good?".

I will try never to break you heart. But I may fail sometimes.

If you do not like any of my friends, do not show it to them. Tell me.

Tell me if you don't like my habits, but say it only once, maybe twice, no more.

Try to love my parents like I do. More will be much appreciated.

Treat my money as our money.

Lets take a week-long holiday every year.

Lets try and not miss my/ your/ our favourite acts/ movies/ plays when they come to town.

Tell me when you ready to have a baby. We will make them together.

I will help you change nappies, but don't shout if I am clumsy.

Lets raise the child (ren?) in the way both of us feel fit. And lets give them our best.

Lets not regret if they don't come up to our high expectations.

Make sure either one of us (preferably both) goes to their PTAs.

When we grow older, lets hold hands at least once every day.

If I die before you, take care of the family and do not shed tears.

We will meet again up there.

I will still love you.

Posted at 2/5/2004 11:24:15 am by Ranjan
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