About me A bachelor living in Delhi, a city he loves and loathes, documents his experiences on this page. He is erratic, opinionated and lazy, loves his women, wine and song - what more do you need to know?
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Monday, April 19
Reflections in the marble flooring...
I went house-hunting today.
The first one was a 'prestigious' project from a 'reputed' company. They would give possession of the flat next year. I cannot wait for that long. I need one where I can move in next month.
The next was an inhabited project with lots of airy open spaces. It's in Greater Noida, about 25 kms from Delhi, a 15 minutes drive on the truly world-class expressway.
When the guide ushered me into the flat, I was awed. Not just by the construction but by the sheer power an empty space confined within solid walls can exude.
It suddenly came to me: houses are so much like women. I felt the place was beckoning me, just like a young woman who has waiting all her life for her lover.
When you look at a new flat, at first its just the walls, the marble on the floor, the slabs on the kitchen top, the squeaky clean seat on the commode. But when you start walking around with a little love, the place opens up a new world. There is so much she has to offer. You want to caress the smooth finish, whisper sweet nothings in the corners, make wild, wild love to the space that lets you in as much as you want and then some more.
There is so much excitement when the door is opened for the first time, the liquid apprehension of finding out what lies inside, the relief when you like what you see, and then the total delirium after you have seen it all and stand back, exhausted.
I guess this goes on for a while before this affair ebbs. Case in point: my current home. It has everything one could possibly need, but it is shabbily maintained, has a coat of dust that no one cares to wipe off anymore, does not welcome me passionately any longer. I just live there. Nothing more.
Is there a lesson for us in here?
Posted at 4/19/2004 12:22:04 am by Ranjan
 |  |  | Name- m May 12, 2004 03:37 AM PDT
you still living without a woman around you..........should work on that before the house............ |  |
  |  |  | Alka April 22, 2004 02:09 AM PDT
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...........................
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) |  |
  |  |  | dp April 21, 2004 10:34 AM PDT
You're frustrated man... Go get laid! |  |
  |  |  | S Simon April 21, 2004 02:11 AM PDT
does this parallel also explain the concept of a high-maintanence wife? |  |
  |  |  | Sanjay Vyas April 20, 2004 06:28 PM PDT
".. empty space confined within solid walls can exude. It suddenly came to me: houses are so much like women."
empty space == woman ? hmmm |  |
  |  |  | W-bug April 20, 2004 05:07 PM PDT
Don't take him seriously Priya, he doesn't have either a house or a woman at the moment! :-P |  |
  |  |  | priya April 20, 2004 11:54 AM PDT
TOTALLY DISAGREE with that lesson -- his wife and anybody's wife is her own pleasure FIRST - - - ARRRRRRRGH -- GUYS/ GALS!! A woman is NOT a house or any other possession!! A woman is a living breathing human being complete by herself!!!
Khotta - you've now been officially appointed on Ranjan's board of gurus ( other members: Bodhi) |  |
  |  |  | W-bug April 20, 2004 10:21 AM PDT
LOLOLOLOL Yea right! Oh and the lesson is: your house/wife is only as passionate as YOU are. |  |
  |  |  | khotta April 20, 2004 01:37 AM PDT
i hope u treat ur wives better than u treat ur houses. i guess both houses and wives need a bit of sprucing/sexing up after u've lived with them for a while. wot say u? ;) |  |
  |  |  | Twilight Fairy April 19, 2004 05:58 PM PDT
SSimon is very right...actually everything can be compared to a woman, isnt it? ur time has come my dear to start looking into the matrimonial columns not to-let columns ;-)
n wat use is it shifting just coz u are bored of this place n dun have the inclination to clean it?:P |  |
  |  |  | priya April 19, 2004 05:53 PM PDT
LOL _ Voh lourd! -- A woman is a house mmmmm - - LOL!
there are so many connotations to this post...so many lessons.. you just are one regular minefield arent you?
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  |  |  | delhi brat April 19, 2004 05:15 PM PDT
a house .... compared to a woman ...... now that's one thought that is going to fester ! |  |
  |  |  | wandy April 19, 2004 06:38 AM PDT
:-) wow...this is creative...
did u learn a lesson though...or will your new apt suffer the same fate??
have a good one!! |  |
  |  |  | S Simon April 19, 2004 02:06 AM PDT
ofcourse there is...
we need to get you married sooner rather than later... |  |
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